With Karaoke, you're always sure you can find someone worse than you are.
You don't feel obligated to buy someone dinner for singing Karaoke with you.
When you sing Karaoke, it's OK to have multiple partners.
It's OK to sing Karaoke with your sister.
With Karaoke, you never have to be sorry about forgetting your ines.
It's OK to drink too much and sing Karaoke.
With Karaoke, no one will complain about the size of your microphone.
It's OK to sing Karaoke in front of your neighbours.
You'll never feel uncomfortable knowing your parents still sing Karaoke.
No one complains about a three-minute Karaoke performance.
